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My Bloody Valentine (2009) Blood-Soaked Valentines & Ducking Pickaxes

February 11, 2024 Do You Remember That Movie? Season 2 Episode 6
My Bloody Valentine (2009) Blood-Soaked Valentines & Ducking Pickaxes
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My Bloody Valentine (2009) Blood-Soaked Valentines & Ducking Pickaxes
Feb 11, 2024 Season 2 Episode 6
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Ever found yourself chuckling and shrieking in equal measure during a horror movie? That's exactly what happened when Ana & Jimmy plunged back into the blood-drenched corridors of the 2009 slasher hit "My Bloody Valentine 3D." Join them as they reminisce about the film's notorious 3D effects, which had them wishing they were ducking pickaxes that seemed to want to fly right off the screen. From the star-studded cast, featuring talents like Jensen Ackles and Jamie King, to Patrick Lussier's directional chops, they unpack the elements that made this film a gore-filled roller coaster ride.

Then, they talk about the gorilla in the room – or should we say, the gratuitous nudity? They're slicing through the film's more contentious choices, debating the impact of horror tropes on gender portrayal while sharing laughs over the industry's 3D gimmicks. The film's cultural reception gets a thorough examination, as they weigh the critics' eye rolls against the audience’s giddy scares. The discussion even gets heated as the film's infamous Valentine's Day massacre, but they promise it's all in good fun.

For the grand finale, they don't hold back on their thoughts about the narrative's suspenseful twists and the reveal that made one rethink everything they thought they knew. They dissect the backstory of Harry Warden's rampage and the suspenseful uncertainty that blankets the town. And of course, they couldn't wrap up without debating the film's legacy – was it a horror gem or a one-hit-wonder that never saw a sequel? So, if you're looking for a heart-pounding adventure with a side of nostalgia, you've struck blood, or er-gold, with this episode.

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Ever found yourself chuckling and shrieking in equal measure during a horror movie? That's exactly what happened when Ana & Jimmy plunged back into the blood-drenched corridors of the 2009 slasher hit "My Bloody Valentine 3D." Join them as they reminisce about the film's notorious 3D effects, which had them wishing they were ducking pickaxes that seemed to want to fly right off the screen. From the star-studded cast, featuring talents like Jensen Ackles and Jamie King, to Patrick Lussier's directional chops, they unpack the elements that made this film a gore-filled roller coaster ride.

Then, they talk about the gorilla in the room – or should we say, the gratuitous nudity? They're slicing through the film's more contentious choices, debating the impact of horror tropes on gender portrayal while sharing laughs over the industry's 3D gimmicks. The film's cultural reception gets a thorough examination, as they weigh the critics' eye rolls against the audience’s giddy scares. The discussion even gets heated as the film's infamous Valentine's Day massacre, but they promise it's all in good fun.

For the grand finale, they don't hold back on their thoughts about the narrative's suspenseful twists and the reveal that made one rethink everything they thought they knew. They dissect the backstory of Harry Warden's rampage and the suspenseful uncertainty that blankets the town. And of course, they couldn't wrap up without debating the film's legacy – was it a horror gem or a one-hit-wonder that never saw a sequel? So, if you're looking for a heart-pounding adventure with a side of nostalgia, you've struck blood, or er-gold, with this episode.

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Yeah, and I know a lot of you are listening and going I know who the killer is, or it's so obvious. Well, excuse me, it's not my fault. God made me pretty.

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Sure, he did Sure Pretty.

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God made me pretty and not able to guess movie killers, so sorry.

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Lights, camera and action. Welcome to the. I remember liking that movie podcast. Remember those childhood movies you loved. We're going to watch them again and find out if they're still as amazing as you remember. Let's get ready to join Anna and Jimmy as they go back and watch those movies you remember being oh, so awesomely good horror movies, that scared comedy movies, that dare.

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Speaker 1:

Welcome back to the I remember liking that movie podcast. We are in 2000, the 2000s, and we are about to take a look at a remake of a 1980 slasher my Bloody Valentine. What do you remember about my Bloody Valentine?

Speaker 2:

I remember Jensen Ackles. I actually remember this movie fairly well and I remember pretty much the story of it and I remember watching it and thinking God, this is so incredibly cheesy but very entertaining. And I did feel bad for like 30 seconds because I dragged my friend who hates scary movies to the theaters to watch this on Valentine's Day, Nice In 2000,. I was like it's out, let's go, and she was like, but uh, yeah, no, I remember a lot about it, which actually surprised me.

Speaker 1:

Well, yeah, it has Jensen Ackles, it has Jamie King, Betsy Roo, it has Tom Atkins from he's been in a lot. All that's coming to mind is Halloween 3. But yeah, there's the other kid from Kerr Smith.

Speaker 2:

Dossin's Creek. Dossin's Creek yes, yeah, no, there are a lot of like actors that were very popular at the time and a lot of them are still working fairly regularly now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, and it was directed by Patrick Lucier, who was known more as an editor until he did Terminator Genesis, directed 2000,. Drive angry but I don't know if this was his directorial debut. I just want to take a look. No, oh, he's done some great ones. Oh, he did a bunch of that. He did scream the TV series, did an episode. He did directed Dracula 2000,. The prophecy of three, dracula three, white noise delight, yeah, so he's done a lot in horror. I remember I did not go to the theater and see this, I rented it and I remember renting it going. This was probably a third or fourth movie and I'm like I just got it because it was new and I thought for sure it was going to suck ass. And then I remember watching it going. This was actually really good. I like this movie. It surprised me. Oh, if you went to the theater, did you watch it in 3D? I?

Speaker 2:

did. I did watch it in three, the 3D. I have a beef with 3D movies because I feel the 3D is completely unnecessary and nine times out of 10. Whatever is actually 3D is so superfluous to the movie Like you're like you put that in just so you could have a 3D element and that's annoying.

Speaker 1:

Charge a couple more bucks.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, like. This movie does not need to be in 3D, and nor did step up 3D need to be in 3D.

Speaker 1:

Oh, who the fuck would watch? Step up 3D you.

Speaker 2:

That would be me. I have watched all of the step up movies.

Speaker 1:

Did you watch that new one where it was turned into a horror movie?

Speaker 2:

No, you're thinking of bring it on.

Speaker 1:

I am thinking of bring it on, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Bring it on. Got there's a chair horror movie and it was a. It was amazing. Kind of terrible, but amazing. This is. I love this step up.

Speaker 1:

Is the school dance one Right?

Speaker 2:

Yes, yeah, it starts in the school dance, continues in a school dance, then goes out to the streets and then 3D why 3D in the streets, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

God, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's terrible but amazing. You really have to be a dance fan to watch the step up movies and not want to kill yourself to step on.

Speaker 1:

I'm pretty sure I seen the first one.

Speaker 2:

Oh God, I tried rewatching the first one and I was like I think I just have to put this on mute because I can't listen to this crappy dialogue. I'm just going to watch the dancing.

Speaker 1:

Nice, okay, so let's take a look at box office for my bloody Valentine. 2009 was released June 16 2009. What the fuck.

Speaker 2:

No, it's January.

Speaker 1:

Actually is January, isn't it?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, january 16 2009.

Speaker 1:

I would have put that in the wrong. Look at that, here you. So yes, it was actually, yes, january 16, because I remember, okay, your month lesson a month out, but you are within that area.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, so that was still in theaters for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, budget 15 million, that's not that bad, really. Opened in 2,534 theaters, at number three with a weekend total of 8.2 million, behind new releases Paul Blart, mall, cop and notorious. Now domestically it brought in about 51. So it already made movie. My movie made money and international 49. So it made over a hundred million. So it did quite well, but not a runaway. But that's not bad. On 15 million, they made a straight profit on that Like. I'm surprised there was not a my bloody Valentine to.

Speaker 2:

I'm surprised to, because I thought they would have just kept making sequels until yeah, public was like please stop or at least a straight to rental or DVD.

Speaker 1:

my blood, yeah, yeah, especially when it makes that much money. But what do we know?

Speaker 2:

Apparently not enough.

Speaker 1:

No, all right, let's go to the tail. Tape for my bloody Valentine 3D came out in 2009. It's a holiday, horror is rated R and comes in at one hour and 41 minutes. Tag lines that's actually pretty cool.

Speaker 2:

That's a great image for those listening.

Speaker 1:

It's my bloody Valentine 3D wallpaper. It's a box of chocolates and in the middle is an actual heart. Even the lighting that's creepy.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

On January 16th. Get your heart broken.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's not bad, not great.

Speaker 1:

Nothing says date movie like a 3d ride to hell.

Speaker 2:

That's shitty. That's so shitty. He's gonna break your heart. Okay, see, they should have done that for the first one instead of Harry's gonna break your heart. He's gonna break your heart, perfect.

Speaker 1:

You can't get closer than this that don't make no sense 3d.

Speaker 2:

No, then stupid 2009.

Speaker 1:

They were really pushing the yeah. Are you ready for your heart to be broken? He's going to do it.

Speaker 2:

That's stupid.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, these are bad, get your heart broken.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. That's it that that was disappointing. Yeah 1981 had better taglines.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, synopsis 10 years ago, an inexperienced coal miner named Tom Hanager Jensen Eccles caused an accident that killed five men and put a six, harry Warden, into a coma. A year later, on Valentine's Day, harry woke up and murdered 22 people with a pickaxe before dying. Now Tom has returned home, still haunted by the past and Something else is back in harmony up acts. Wielding killer in a miner's mask, who may be the ghost of Harry, come to claim Tom and his friends. So a little more of a story in this one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like it's it's. It ties the past to the present. Other than just Don't celebrate Valentine's Day. Yeah like it's almost like a personal vendetta thing as opposed to a general town curse.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and here is the poster for my bloody Valentine. My bloody Valentine. It looks like they're pushing the 3d for those listing. It's kind of like a motion of the, the pickaxe coming out of the poster. It's okay, nothing, it's fine. Yeah, nothing great, all right, now we go to rotten tomatoes. This was surprising. 110 critic reviews and it has 62 percent. That's high for a horror movie. That's really high 100,000 audience has that 44 percent. That's weird.

Speaker 2:

It's weird that the audience is lower than the critics for this.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I could see if it was like a really great story had a lot of depth, but it doesn't. So I don't get why the audience just likes it less than the less. I forgot something. I I've critics consensus is this gory senses assaulting slasher film is an unpretentious, effective mix of old-school horror stylings and modern 3d technology. Right, let's start with the fresh and you may go first.

Speaker 2:

The movie provides a few hearty laughs, a profusion of nonsensical stupidity and plenty of so bad. It's good moments to entertain viewers in the back row whispering to each other about the inanity of it all. Brian Egert Deep focus review. Original score 2.5 out of4.

Speaker 1:

My bloody Valentine 3d is a cheap, tacky and throw away, as the plastic glasses that come with it, but for a good old-fashioned Friday night. The movies it's damn near unbeatable. Ali gray, the shiznitcouk original score four out of five, and that's that's what I'm looking for. Yeah, in any horror movie 100 percent. It's just has to be, yeah, it's just has to be fun.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cheesy at times, not the best acting wise, but much more entertaining than it had any right to be, thanks to the a cheerful embrace of the three B's of ors, f80s horror boobs, blood and brutality. Ron Hogan, den of geek. Original score three out of five.

Speaker 1:

Yes and can we? Can we just bring that back boobs, because that's sorely lacking in today's horror movies, and there's a reason. You want people go back to the theater boobs blood and brutality.

Speaker 2:

You've got problems like I'm just gonna straight up say you guys, this little obsession with boobs.

Speaker 1:

Hey, Ron Hogan agrees with me.

Speaker 2:

Hogan has a problem. I get it like if you y'all need to be in boobs anonymous.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, if you guys want penises, I get it I.

Speaker 2:

See it.

Speaker 1:

I just need a trigger warning. Now I'm fine, like a little cartoon penis in the right hand corner that you, when you see him, hey, it's me, mr Penis. There's a real big fleshy thing. So if you have a, that's my tree. Oh, it's dr Penis in the quarter. Close your eyes, kids.

Speaker 2:

Oh god, all right, here's you very impressive peanuts. I'm, a penis is I'm just gonna say like fi I yes.

Speaker 1:

There was a lot of positive reviews for a horror movie, so these are still actual Critics. Critics, it's a motherfucking crowd. Please her, dustin rolls Pajiba my same, that right. Pajiba.

Speaker 2:

It's an entertainment website. Yeah, yeah, For any old-school horror fan, this movie is a good fit at a super fun ride. Robert fear film school rejects.

Speaker 1:

It is absolutely nuts and bolts. It does what it says in the packet mark her mode BBC comm.

Speaker 2:

It's lowbrow entertainment with high-tech execution and while it's anything but scary, it is cheesy. Corny, gimmicky, gory fun, william goss cinematical.

Speaker 1:

Now we go to the bad. I'm ready my bloody Valentine has lousy gender politics for a slasher movie, and that's both disappointing and disconcerting, because the film has probably made enough money to mirror the sequel and inspire other 3D horror movies. Tammy, all our bitch media.

Speaker 4:

Tell me more.

Speaker 1:

Amy. Yeah, emphasis on the bitch like meow you and your shit, you really just fucking me now.

Speaker 2:

Hey, I'm me, my bloody Valentine. 3d doesn't have nearly enough fun with either its jazzy technology or its inherently campy premise. Katie rich cinema blend. Original score 2.5 out of5.

Speaker 1:

Shocker another girl.

Speaker 2:

Hey looks like a theme running here horror movies, historically, are not kind to women.

Speaker 1:

That's true, I will. Yeah, that is true. Constantly brutal and consistently terrifying. The acting Michael Smith, tulsa world. Original score 2 out of 4 saying Michael meow. Oh, yeah, me, yeah, michael me yeah, Michael. I am DB, the voice of reason. 60,000 user ratings comes at 5.4 again. This is pretty standard for horror movies. Doesn't really persuade me at all, although sometimes they get it right. Yeah you may start.

Speaker 2:

Thank you. Bloody brilliant 3d experience and a pretty good movie. 10 out of 10. Spring, sunny winter. Yeah, the movie is alright.

Speaker 1:

All right, but that's really yeah, that's what that right. Acts and you shall receive nine out of ten Zardos 13 nice very funny. Zardos I.

Speaker 2:

Love this movie, 3d or not. Eight out of ten. Labo M 98.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, cuz I can't be all about the 3d, because yeah, I don't have a 3d t. I don't think anyone has them anymore. No they kind of really, if they anymore. No Jensen Eccles fan will love this movie. Not fans fan the one fan that actually likes Jensen Eccles. He will love this movie. He or she will love this, whoever you are.

Speaker 2:

You will love this movie, only you.

Speaker 1:

Again, I just copy and paste.

Speaker 2:

So and you do a damn good job. So sad, but also fun and awesome. Six out of ten feast mode.

Speaker 1:

That was so bad.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you said so sad did I say so sad, I'm sorry, so bad, but also fun and awesome. Six out of ten feast mode. There we go, oh yeah right one day. Words are hard, letters are difficult.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's a question mark at the end of this one. So this person, yeah, I'm quite sure if it was awesome.

Speaker 2:

They're like, but also fun and awesome.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, if you were wondering why Anna is kind of asking a question, that's there, it's there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, feast mode is questioning their choices in life.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, if I think this is awesome.

Speaker 2:

Do. I think this is awesome.

Speaker 1:

A severely mediocre remake of one of the finest the 80s has to offer. Five out of ten like darkness 14.

Speaker 2:

Oh, interesting, people with low standards and monkeys may enjoy this. 4 out of 10, fertile celluloid.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's pretty big claim there.

Speaker 2:

Fertile celluloid that's okay, monkeys.

Speaker 1:

Compare me with monkeys. Lots of people do, though. Close, but no cigar. Ah, hell, who am I kidding? Not even close. 3 out of 10, roughs of deficient.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, roughs of deficient. Anyways, I would say that Lionsgate stopped trying, but they never tried in the first place. 2 out of 10, vegeta 3986.

Speaker 1:

Burn line gate burn. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember this one. All right, all right. Here is the 1 out of 10 for my blade Valentine 2009. Graphic female nudity avoid. This movie poses as rated R but should have been rated X or no less than NC 17. There is a long nude scene. It's about 7 minutes. A fully new beautiful blonde girl shown fully exposed then proceeds to walk around nonstop Score. The girl walks outside fully naked. You see her labia. Why couldn't she at least be in underwear? I do not understand that, with all of the full-on nudity, it felt like they added these scenes as an excuse to have a bunch of naked women running around with a set. Yeah Well, 1 out of 10, lizzie Sweet Pie. Look, lizzie, look, sweet Pie. What does that refer to? Lizzie Sweet Pie?

Speaker 2:

Maybe she makes pies for a living.

Speaker 1:

She did not like this movie because of and I don't remember this part at all in the movie.

Speaker 2:

I don't remember it either, which is concerning me because I remember a lot about this movie, but I'm like I do not remember a 7-minute long scene with a naked girl just walking around labia, a fly-in. I don't remember that, no.

Speaker 1:

I will be on the lookout for it now.

Speaker 2:

Well, you're always on the lookout for nudity, so let's be fucking real. But that's also another issue that is huge in horror movies in general. Any excuse to get a woman naked, they will do it. Any excuse to get a man naked everybody on set and in production pretends they don't know what that means and they're like what Men can get naked? I don't believe that. That's not true. Let's keep them fully dressed at all times, but make all the girls naked. I'm going to make a horror movie and it's going to be just a bunch of naked men getting killed.

Speaker 3:

Ugh.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you won't watch it. But every single woman in the world is going to be like, yeah, let's watch that. I'd watch it. Go and kill an entire fraternity.

Speaker 1:

Just dicks flopping around everywhere. That doesn't sound fun at all.

Speaker 2:

I think I might actually write this. I feel like it writes itself.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So, and as new movie, I set aside, we have looked at the box office, we looked at the tail of the tape and we have the reviews of my Bloody Valentine 2009 3D. We are not watching at 3D, but we are going to watch the trailer and then we're going to make a prediction on whether or not we are going to like this movie or not.

Speaker 4:

Exactly what did you see? Something was following us. This is the most horrific event this town has ever seen. Authorities are calling this the Valentine's Day Massacre. In the town of Harmony, something unexplainable Hello Is happening. Come here, you better check this out. What is it this January? Prepare to witness what do you want? The most frightening 3D motion picture event to tear through the screen? My Bloody Valentine 3D. Nothing says date movie like a 3D ride to hell.

Speaker 1:

Now, if 3D actually looked like that, that'd be cool.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it did not look like that, not even a little bit. God bless.

Speaker 1:

No, All right. So what's your prediction about my Bloody Valentine?

Speaker 2:

I think I'm still going to love it. I think I'm still going to love it because you know what? It wasn't that long ago even though it was what, like 13 years ago that I came out. 14, 15, 15 years ago it came out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, 15 years ago, that's a while ago.

Speaker 2:

Terrifying Shut up, but I did see it a few times after that and I always enjoyed it then. It has been probably about 10 years since I've seen it at least, but I think I'm still going to like it. I think I'm still really going to like it. Also, jensen Ackles is a hottie.

Speaker 1:

And I, like Jensen Ackles, I'm trying to catch up on the boys on Amazon and he plays one of the supers and he's funny in it. But again, I didn't think I was going to like it when I first saw it and I was pleasantly surprised. It can't have changed that much. I just remember being cool and gory, yeah, and now I got something a bonus to look for. Yeah, I'm very excited, but watch this movie.

Speaker 2:

And there are so many.

Speaker 1:

I think I'm going to like it.

Speaker 2:

I think it recognizes and that are either great talents or people you just like to watch, and I really appreciate that. Also, when I was watching that, I was like what was that playing? I remember that girl being the lead girl and I'm like she doesn't. She looks familiar, but she's not, and then I realized it was just Jamie King not being a blonde.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she's not blonde in it. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Which like fucked me up because her face almost felt completely different and I was like, wow, the power of a hair color change, jeez. But I love her. So I'm like I'm ready, let's do this.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, just watch. Well, not just watch Black Summer season.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's just a really cool show.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I watched the first season. I'm still. I still have to watch the second. It's been out for a while, but I loved her in it and I was like girl, I feel like you've been missing your calling. This is amazing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, all right. Well, we are going to go watch my bloody Valentine 2009. And when we come back, we are going to review it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we are.

Speaker 3:

You heard them Movie time. Let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves a treat and then watch a classic kick ass movie from whenever the one we're about to watch was made.

Speaker 1:

All right, welcome back to. I remember liking that movie podcast. Did you watch my bloody Valentine starring Jamie King, jensen Eccles, kerr Smith and a very naked bless our heart, betsy Rue. Yes, I did we apologize to Lezzie Sweetie Pie or whatever. It was definitely a long scene with a naked woman in it.

Speaker 2:

Yes, yes, there was.

Speaker 1:

And why not just go all the way, like Betsy LaRue? Way better.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, maybe because her name is not Betsy LaRue.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but you're an actor, you can change your name. Re-initial thoughts on my bloody Valentine, 2009.

Speaker 2:

Ridiculous, but a good time Ridiculous. Sorry, god for you, man, there's so much, there's so much.

Speaker 1:

Much like its predecessor. This was not a perfect, but it was a lot of fun. The acting was better most of the time, the gore was better. There was a lot of shots, close-ups and action sequences. Absolutely done for the 3d effect, which made a corny sometimes, and I 100% forgot the twist ending.

Speaker 2:

I Did not forget the twist ending.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I totally 100% forgot, had me guessing, doubting myself, calling myself an idiot at the end, but all in all, I had fun, and when it comes to slashes or horror films in general, it's all about fun. Well, most film genres Not dramas.

Speaker 2:

Well, here's the thing I always put it down to enjoyments. Yeah, not necessarily fun, but enjoyment, but like when you're done the movie. If you could be like that was a good use of my time. I really enjoyed watching that, even if it tore your heart out, or even if you laugh through the whole thing, cry through the whole thing, whatever, as long as you were like you walk out of it going god, that was great. I really enjoyed that. You're good, like it doesn't matter what the movie was about. So I I had no regrets after watching this one.

Speaker 1:

No, like I said I had, I did have a lot of fun watching it. All right, let's go through this 3d gore fest, mm-hmm. On Valentine's Day 1997, six miners are trapped Underground by an explosion at the Hannigar mine in the small mining community of harmony. By the time rescues reach the miners, they find only comatose Harry Warden still alive. Further investigation reveals that Warden killed the other miners to conserve oxygen. Tom Hannigar, son of the mines owner, is blamed for the explosion, as he forgot to vent the methane lines that caused a collapse. Okay, they dropped the cannibalism.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah that would have been great and I don't know if snobby critics from like at the whole Voiceover at the beginning tell the backstory in the open. Critics with flashback, because I love that.

Speaker 2:

I loved it too. I actually made it. I was like it is great retelling of the original massacre. Yeah, like the thing that really kicked off this whole sir. I'm like this is a great way to retell it Without ticking up too much of the film, because it's during the opening credits. You've got voiceovers going, articles that are popping up. Yeah, it's perfect.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, no, I really I do like that when movies do that. Yeah, because it gives you a lot in a short amount of time.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

It sets it up a lot quicker, even if it is cannibal free. You get the whole story. Tom Hannigar fucked up. Harry Warden is a dick and just kills everyone to conserve air.

Speaker 2:

Because he decided he was gonna live in nobody else.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, people are blaming Tom, while others are saying it was a mistake. Harry is actually the bad guy here. And Harry is in a coma, right, because they find him unconscious. But everyone else had a pickaxe hole in their head. So, after some stellar police work they come to conclusion that coma boy is a murderer. And this whole opening was done in a way to make it look cool in 3d and in fact it actually looked cool, yeah, without the 3d.

Speaker 1:

It made it actually look cool, so that was cool. One year later, warden has awakened from his coma and is now murdering as an act of revenge. He's I don't know about the revenge part. Well, I guess he it wasn't his fault that it happened. But he starts by killing numerous patients and staff at the hospital where he was a patient, leaving a victim's heart in a box of chocolates A nice call back to the original. But killing numerous people is an understatement. This fucker killed everybody.

Speaker 2:

Like he woke up from his coma and just started Killing.

Speaker 1:

Well, he was sitting there with the dead body beside him, like he was in the next yeah certain over just sitting there in the nurse season.

Speaker 2:

But when we go back and the police are there, there's a lot of bodies like it is literally like torn in half and I'm like, sir, yeah, like I under I maybe that coma was a little too restful for you, but come on, yeah, excessive. Yeah that was. That was a super, super gory scene.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, parts I probably parts everywhere. Yeah, but he woke up raring to go.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

And although this movie takes place on valentine's, it doesn't embrace the holiday aspect like the original. Like the original really leaned into valentine's day.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this one acknowledges it, but that's about it. Like there's a couple nods to valentine's day, but yeah Well, tom, his girlfriend sarah, their friends Irene and axl and other teenagers party inside the mine. Warden, wearing minor gear and a gas mask, attacks them with a pickax. Sarah, irene and axl skate, but tom is left behind with warden. Okay, and tom's defense. He was left behind, like they left him behind they ditched him.

Speaker 2:

Yeah Well, actually let me rephrase axl grabbed the girls, yeah, and ran I'll save the girls, yeah, I don't even think he said the girls, he was just like run, leave him leave him run and I was like Wow, could you say it any louder, that you want to fuck his girlfriends, cause this is not the way you get. But apparently it is. But I was like geez, nobody's even. And then sarah is like standing at the car just watching and being like oh, yeah, kind of felt sorry for tom.

Speaker 2:

I totally felt sorry for him.

Speaker 1:

Plus, he was obviously traumatized by the year before, when they first got to the party.

Speaker 2:

Even I could see that. He was having moments because he didn't want to go back in the mine.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I could see that I actually have empathy deficit disorder, but she's like I want to go party in the place where you were responsible for those murders.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the place that totally traumatized you, where it had the entire town turn against you, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I want to go there.

Speaker 2:

Let's go. But let's go there, let's have some beers.

Speaker 1:

Get a hot. Yeah, fuck you, sarah. That's why you don't have a movie career anymore. Dick um harsh. So sheriff berger arrives and shoots warden before he could kill the severely traumatized tom but, warden stagers away deeper into the mine. He did get a few people. I did like that whole scene where axl does grab sarah and like holding her mouth and it was a good scene, I did like it.

Speaker 2:

No, it was great the little chase scene. And then that guy who ends up getting killed because he like walks into the mine. He's like, hey guys, You're like yeah, Jesus. Yeah, dude, shut the fuck up, you're gonna die and I mean I'm not mad about it because somebody has to yeah, uh.

Speaker 1:

10 years later, axl now the town's sheriff has married sarah, but is having an affair with her co-worker, megan.

Speaker 2:

Yeah it would be her employee.

Speaker 1:

Yeah one, yeah one. Weird because axl still looks 18 years old and this guy today has gray hair and still looks 18 years old. He he aged very well. He is 51 years old, holy Shit and he looks as fuck like if he colored his hair he could be 29, 32 easy, easy, 100%, 100% his.

Speaker 2:

He needs to drop the skincare routine. We need to know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he must be really all red.

Speaker 2:

We all find out they're distant cousins.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and it was bugging the shit out of me like who megan was the blacklist. Uh yeah yeah, yeah, it was bugging me.

Speaker 2:

I remember her from step up revolution but um.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I did not remember her from there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, uh, step up revolution. Apparently she also did law and order la. But I was like yeah, I was like I know her face, I know her face. And then I saw and I was like, oh, that was her.

Speaker 1:

But now that you said the blacklist, I was like oh right, I saw the first half of the first season and then I just stopped watching it. But yeah, I was bugging me, bugging me, bugging me. And they have a nice little cabin to bang in. She gets in valentines and chocolates and he's like I didn't get you anything. And she's like, yes, you did, I'm pregnant. And he's like, fuck, he doesn't say that, but the look on his face is that's totally well.

Speaker 2:

No, it started with the. I got you a little something, since you're probably gonna be with your wife on valentine's day, yeah. And she says it like it's totally normal and I'm like, oh, you're one of those you think You're gonna steal him away from his wife. You don't realize, you're just the available pussy. Yeah. So he like, when she hands him the valentine's, he's like, yeah, okay. And then she's like I'm pregnant and you could see the.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, he's like, I hope you get killed because now he's like we're gonna have to stop this, but first I have to convince you to get an abortion.

Speaker 1:

At the motel where tom is staying, a mask assailant murders Irene and two other people. Okay, yeah, the one of time, missy lizzie pie or whatever. Yeah, yeah, she's 100 correct. Irene was completely nude, laby and all.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I loved it Uh.

Speaker 1:

I'm sure you did. She worked out and she wanted everyone to know that she worked out.

Speaker 2:

I hated this scene so fucking much.

Speaker 1:

She's very comfortable walking around naked.

Speaker 2:

God bless. I mean that takes a lot of um comfort and Like being okay in your body and also being okay on a movie set. I really hope they cleared the set for her Well, she was outside naked.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I'm saying like let's hope there weren't any looky-loos and they they had proper security and and they cleared the set of any extra crew that didn't need to be there because god bless. But it's funny, to me at least, because I was like she moved to get to the gun that was in her purse because she ends up having a lover squirrel with the guy that she's fucking, yeah, who apparently is also married. I don't know why everybody wants to fuck married guys all of a sudden. But fine, and like he makes some comment, he has a camera.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's recording her the record the sex that they've had and she's like Give me that delete it I, I want the tape and he's like you're so money.

Speaker 2:

He's like what if I pay you? She's like I'm not a whore. He's like you are today and he like tosses money at her and I was like, oh fuck, fine, he leaves. I was like I'ma tell you right now You'd have to arrest me for murder because I would have killed that motherfucker if he had done that to me. But anyways, she moves her shirt To get to her purse, to take out the gun and go threaten him and I'm like girl, just put on your shirt.

Speaker 2:

I'm not asking you to put on pants, cuz I know you're pissed and you want to, like, shoot the motherfucker. I'm like I get it Put on your shirts. Your tinnies are flying, but no, she just walks right out naked walks right out Nate labia flapping in the wind just all out there. I was like those really are her labia. Hello, nice to see you. And it was around seven minutes. It was the fucking longest scene ever, cuz she just stayed naked and I'm like come on, guys.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she did, and so she pointed the gun at him, said she wants the tape of them doing it. The guy knew it wasn't loaded. She chucked it at his head. He called her something somewhere in the bitch area. Crazy bitch Opens the door, the minor killers there and pickaxe right to the head.

Speaker 2:

And that was very satisfying.

Speaker 1:

Yes, chase's la rue or naked la rue. She hides under the bed. The hotel manager comes in the, the, the this kill was awesome. It was a pickaxe golf swing. Yes, and she's gone, but unfortunately la rue gets it too. Yes, I don't know why she didn't go at the window or throw something to make it look like she got, but she did put up a bit of a fight but she died in the end.

Speaker 2:

She did a bless. Yeah naked, oh naked.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah. So before we head back to the movie here, this is the very definition of gratuitous nudity, like this one side boob, or just an ash shot or quick kitty flash. This was as new as you can get. And what were you? We thinking up to this point, not about the nudity part, like well, yeah, the nudity part, but like the movie as a whole. Are you, are you?

Speaker 2:

movie as the whole, as a whole, up until we got to Super naked, I Was like, okay, perfect setup, we know the backstory, we see the players, we see the players current day, like we're moving forward. And then We've seen Sarah, we've seen Axel, we've seen, I think at this point, tom, so everybody in present day, so you're all caught up. Yeah, and now you have to show me Irene cool, so that we know. You know what her and Axel definitely not together. She's living a hot mess life. Cool, which is not a surprise. And then just to have her naked for seven minutes, I was like guys, you already know you're about to kill her off, because you know this has to hit home for Axel. I'm like I get that, but can you give her a little bit of dignity, because this was, it was excessive, it was really, really, really Excessive.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, cuz during the sex scene. She's like looking up in the mirror.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I look great, I look good. I'm like fuck, yeah, a hundred percent. But I'm like you're walking out. There's a difference between I look great naked, fucking my side piece or my, my main piece, whatever he is, and Walking out of the room to threaten that guy with a gun. You put on a piece of clothing. I'm not asking you to put on a whole outfit. I'm not asking you to like put on a pair of boots and socks and underwear. No, put on a shirt, because it was a long gauze. I'm like, put on the shirt button, three buttons. Like just make it make sense, because I don't care how angry you are. You put on a shirt. You put something on. Put on a pair of panties. You don't just go out lay, be a flapping. I Don't care who you are. Nobody ever gets that mad, that scared, yes. That mad, no.

Speaker 1:

Camera footage from the scene reveals the killer dressed as a minor, starting rumors that warden has returned. Axel receives a chocolate box containing Irene's heart. Meanwhile Tom reconnects with Sarah and apologizes for his 10-year absence. Then he goes to the bar full of minors and they start a fight with him Rightfully so. We find out he's selling the mine and everyone knows it'll eventually close down. Looking for Foley in the mine, tom is locked inside a utility cage by the minor who murders the worker accompanying Tom and vanishes before help arrives Same guy who tried to hit him and broke his hand or cut his hand. That guy gets killed. Yeah, tom insists that warden has returned, but Axel reveals that Foley and Sheriff Burke found and killed warden after his attack ten years ago. The group visit the woods where Warden's body was buried but find that the grave is empty.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

Tom resolves to track down and stop warden. Searching the woods, he finds the shack that Axel and Megan have been using for their affair. Was I the only one freaked out about the rat?

Speaker 2:

I Was a little bit.

Speaker 1:

Why is rad state of I don't give a shit attitude? Any other animal would be freaked out and fuck off like ones that are even bigger than rats. As soon as you got into the house or Put a flashlight, the rat is like eating the chocolate, like hey, buddy.

Speaker 2:

These are mine, yeah, the rat doesn't give a fuck. Rats don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1:

I know it's creepy. Thankfully I do not see a lot of them good for you. That night the minor kills Foley and leaves his body in Warden's grave. Who's Foley? Oh, ben Foley, the lawyer guy.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Yes, great kill.

Speaker 2:

So great and I feel really bad for the housekeeper slash Danny.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, who's coming up? I don't know why he took the bullet out of the gun. But the point where the killer is pulling his head over and positioning over the pickaxe and Ben realized he can't overpower the killer and he's like, oh shit, yeah, that's right through the eye. I.

Speaker 2:

Was the leaning back and seeing the foot go down? Yeah, I was like oh yeah, that hurts.

Speaker 1:

That night the minor no, sorry, actual realize the killer must be one of the few people wear of the grave and becomes increasingly Suspicious of Tom, which makes sense, but actual makes a lot of sense to one axle was the copycat or the killer in the first movie? Yeah, actual, needs to get rid of a certain forgot to take my birth control, so it's one of those two or it's a third party, and more than one horror movie has done this before. Just some random killer, just because. But I do think this movie is doing a good job, especially if it's your first time watching. Yeah, keeping you guessing.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm. If you haven't watched the original, all of this is new to you. Yeah, so there's nothing for you to draw on. So you're like I mean, there could be a red, could be him, it could be, you know, I Accelerate. Could be Tom, you, it could be the creepy lawyer until he dies. And then you're like it's not him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I know a lot of you are listening and going I know who the killer is, or it's so obvious. Well, excuse me, it's not my fault. God made me pretty.

Speaker 2:

Sure, he did. Sure, oh pretty.

Speaker 1:

God made me pretty and not able to guess movie killers, so sorry. The minor attacks. Sarah and Megan kill him. Megan, just before Axl arrives. Okay, wikipedia doesn't give this scene justice. Now first, no, forget about the part that the killer gets into the pharmacy and instead of just going After them directly, he tiptoes around to make it more dramatic and scary. Of course, because Sarah, megan aren't hiding. They're talking aloud, not sign language. A killer could easily zeroed in on them. Forget that stupidity. This is a great scene.

Speaker 1:

No, it is then walking past, like the grocery lane and he's at the end of it, and then going back because they forgot something and he's gone to chase through the grocery store lanes, the whole trapped in the back office. Trying to get very realistic. Yeah and Sarah figuring out. Something is wrong when he stops trying to get through the door and he's yelling at Megan to get back Into the yeah office. Yeah, it was a good scene. I love this scene.

Speaker 2:

She's yelling at Megan to get back in, yet Doing nothing to help her. No, I'm just saying yeah, you could tell. Also I want to point this out throughout this movie, up until this point, she keeps giving Megan kind of dirty looks. Megan keeps making little comments yeah, that you know, very, very, very subtly say I'm fucking your man. And, and you know, sarah keeps giving her looks, saying I know you're fucking my man. So there's a lot of like Subtext in their little relationship.

Speaker 1:

So I, she, didn't want Megan to die. She was like I was like she's staying, come back to stay alive?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but what she's doing is absolutely nothing to help her.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I can respect that. I Can respect that.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yeah, and let's be honest, from the dumbest and cheesiest of horror movies to the smartest and scariest horror movie, they all need a certain degree of forgiveness when it comes to being logical about this stuff. So Sarah's hospitalized with Minor wounds. The minor then kills former sheriff Burke as well as the maid of Axel and Sarah's home. Okay, didn't get the deputy to the girl, the female officer that was going in, so the maid gets. Wait, the maid gets killed, much like Mabel in the original.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we have a laundry kill Fantastic the deputy comes in and sees the kid she calls for the sheriff calls for the.

Speaker 2:

She has a conversation with the kid. Stay hidden unless you hear from me. Yada, yada, yada, yeah. Then she goes into the laundry room. That's when she finds the maid, yeah. Or the housekeeper, whenever she may be Rosa, rosa was her name and then she calls out for the sheriff, who's outside investigating, because he sees the light he sees the light and it's the Realized.

Speaker 1:

it's the helmet from a minor, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. So then when he turns around at this, at the deputy calling, he gets a pickaxe to the face the grossest kill of them all it was disgusting, not only did that shit look like it hurt.

Speaker 1:

He screamed like a stuck pig, and rightfully so. It looked very painful.

Speaker 2:

But I can't remember when. If she dies there or she stays alive.

Speaker 1:

And for those who don't remember, the minor brings the pickaxe under the chin of the sheriff and it comes out of his mouth. Sheriff Burke is screaming in pain. And then the minor rips the pickaxe Backwards, ripping his entire jaw off his lower jaw amazing kids. And imagine that in 3d that yeah shot for 3d, but it looked Even in 2d with or without the 3d. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Gross and it made me very uncomfortable.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was one of those yeah wincing moments.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I Guess she didn't get killed.

Speaker 2:

I don't think she does.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe not. Tom shows up at the hospital telling Sarah he has to show her something he found in Axel's cabin. She checks herself out in companies Tom as they drive. Tom suggests that Axel is the killer. Axel calls in, urges Sarah to get away from Tom, whom he says is the killer. Axel has discovered that Tom spent the last seven years in a mental institution. Tom becomes increasingly agitated and Sarah, believing Axel, grabs the wheel and crashes the car before escaping into the woods. Okay, at this point, when you see the tree branch come into the, I Would have mind seeing this movie in 3d.

Speaker 2:

It wasn't bad.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Like there. There are very often times Like scenes or actions that happen in 3d movies, specifically just for the 3d. Yeah, this one, don't get me wrong. They definitely shot things for 3d, but it wasn't out of place. No, like everything had a purpose and even when they were shot for 3d they didn't feel wrong. In this movie, when it's not 3d, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Fantastic. Also, we should point out that before Sarah goes out into the woods with Tom, her husband Axel has a conversation with her after Megan's dead, that's right when the hospital, yeah, where she basically is. Like I'm not stupid, I know you were fucking her. Yeah, not in those exact words, but pretty close.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I, I watched a few movies in three. I watched piranha 3d. That's fantastic.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I showed Jara Connell's pee pee in 3d if.

Speaker 2:

I really did and. Boobies in 3d. So many boobies.

Speaker 1:

And I had some fish in 3d. I Like I know this was a fad in the 80s. My aunt and uncle had a laser disc and in the 80s they were releasing 3d movies with the blue and red glasses. Yeah, I got. I remember one weekend they rented like Amityville 3d, jaws 3d, some other ones, I just can't remember if they're any good. I'm guessing not. I remember taking them off and it looked blurry.

Speaker 1:

Yeah and you put it on and it seemed to be I, but I can't really remember if it was Cool or it looked 3d or if it was just a gimmick. I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 2:

At that time it would have been cool regardless because it was yeah, so it was just a new experience. Yeah, and eventually we all started realizing like K3d can be a little excessive for Some, because there was a point where people were doing 3d movies just To do a 3d movie, not that the movie would have been Enhanced by being 3d. Yeah so I think that's why 3d kind of fell out of favor.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, cuz it really did, cuz they were making TVs and yeah, I think it was just too expensive for everyone.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it was so expensive.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like I would. Now. I would be interested in getting VR goggles, mm-hmm, and if they have 3d movies through that, that could be really cool. I had some VR with some of my phones. I went on a roller coaster that made my stomach turn. We had a Jurassic Park one VR that made my one kid scream and cry, begging to take off the goggles good times.

Speaker 2:

So it's always a good time when you can make your kid scream and cry. Oh, it's awesome.

Speaker 1:

So Sarah hides in Axel's cabin because she got away from Tom Mm-hmm. There she discovers evidence of Axel's affair and a tower of empty Valentine's gift boxes. The miner appears and chases her into the mine.

Speaker 1:

She's hiding in the mine. When Axel arrives and Sarah grabs his gun, tom shows up and Sarah holds the two men at gunpoint as they each accuse the other of being the killer. I Know there were a few clues during the film, but for a gorefest horror movie like my bloody Valentine 3d, they did a good job at playing this angle up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cuz there really was a lot of like there were, there were hints, there were kind of moments. Yeah, oh, okay, this is odd, but it up until this point it could have gone either way, yep.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I would have bought either version.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1:

Tom, however, mentions the way Megan was killed, inadvertently revealing he is the killer.

Speaker 2:

Of course, because he can do all these murders, managed to make it to be seen all over town, yeah, but he's gonna fuck up by talking about that. But I will say this like even though I knew what, who the killer was, and even though I remembered it, I was still pissed. Axel wasn't the killer, because he's a fucking douchebag.

Speaker 1:

He's a bigger dick than Thomas.

Speaker 2:

Such a so much bigger and I was like god damn it normal Tom's a nice guy normal. Tom's a really nice guy. It's just, you know, the alter ego, trauma induced personality, yes, of Harold Howard, harry, that's it very of Harry. So I mean, like, other than that, I'm like regular Tom when he's medicated, good to go.

Speaker 1:

Oh, it's just, axel's just a douchebag all around yeah, cuz even though I was seriously questioning myself and my intelligence, I was totally on Tom's side here.

Speaker 2:

Kind of, yeah, cuz, honestly, here's, here's the thing. Axel didn't have a medical condition, no, so didn't have piles and piles and piles of trauma. Axel was just a dick who was fucking around. And then, as soon as his wife has a Conversation with her ex-boyfriend, he's all like are you fucking him? Like why are you seeing him? Do, do, do, and I'm like you are fucking a whole other person. Okay, that you knocked up and you're mad. She had a conversation with him in public. Anna Nana, Just for that.

Speaker 1:

Sarah points the gun at him, tom hallucinates. Revealing the minor is his split personality. A Flashback shows him digging up wardens, mining gear and committing the murders. This was a great scene too, and I love Tom's realization. And I loved it when it clicked in in Tom's head and he just became a killer, like he just turned on, like he became evil. After struggle, sarah shoots Tom and the bullet strikes a fuel tank which explodes. Sarah and Axel are rescued from the resulting cave-in. Tom also survives, murdering the rescue worker who finds him and escaping in the workers gear. Yeah, another reason I thought there's going to be a sequel, or at least a direct to DV.

Speaker 2:

It was. It was set up for a sequel.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, definitely so it made a lot of money to warrant there a lot of movies horror movies that made a lot less had sequels.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they just decided. But I was like where do you go from here?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, maybe you have.

Speaker 2:

Tom come back to town, or do you have him go to a different town and then, like Harry, yeah, and then your rangers.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I had probably a good call that they didn't, and that is our movie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, although I did want to point out one scene. After he realizes that he's a Harry, and then Harry takes over in his mind, in Tom's mind he goes down the hall Breaking all of the light bulbs a call back to the original movie too and Every time he broke a light, the, the gas mask or the minor mask, would flash on his face. Oh yeah, it was yeah it just like a quick flash and a quick flash and I was like God, that's really good.

Speaker 1:

That was cool.

Speaker 2:

I like that. Yeah, I just wanted to point that out so that when other people watch this movie Look for that like there are nice little touches and there are nice little callbacks To the original movie, even though this movie is very different. Yeah because, even though in the original movie Axel was not a douchebag but he was the killer, in this movie he's a big, giant douchebag and not, he's not the killer, yeah. Made me a little sad. All right, so what is your score?

Speaker 1:

of my bloody Valentine 2009?.

Speaker 2:

Okay. So this is. I would definitely rent this and I would purchase at a reduced price Because even though this is a lot of fun, it is pretty much a cheesy run of the mill 2000s form. So I mean, something like this is available to you at all times on streaming services and stuff. I happen to really like this movie because it had a lot of my favorite 90s in 2000s actors in it. I have a huge crush on Jetson Ackles to this day. I have been in love with him since he was on Days of Our Lives and His character came back from that boarding school. He was Sammy's twin brother. Anyways, that's not the point. The point it's a great fun movie and you will not regret paying $5 to $10 for it. You know, I would purchase it for $10. I probably wouldn't purchase it for more, but I mean it's a good fun movie and it's worth that much money for entertainment. So I think definitely it's worth renting and purchasing at a lower price.

Speaker 1:

Okay, my score Okay, this, this movie is smart. Okay, this this movie is on the smarter side of your average slasher film. Compared to some slasher movies, this one's a fucking genius. It's gory, it's funny. God, it's got more than titty.

Speaker 2:

It's got, ladya.

Speaker 1:

It's got a high body count surprisingly not as high as high as the original. Super boring it has incredible high your eyes, but Pete's written your teeth hold your breath. Creative kills that look also painful. The acting is way past service, both from veteran actors, co-stars, smaller roles, main characters. It's an above average slasher film. I'm not saying this is an Oscar contender, I'm talking above average. Really good. If you're in the slasher and horror, I say buy it. This was fun. I must reiterate this is not mainstream horror. Like Redditary Conjuring, this is be whore. The fog, jennifer's body slither, prana 3d, lake classes and I love average fun. Be whore movies. I love the low average be whore movies. I love shitty be whore movies. But yeah, the acting, shooting, pacing, dialogue is slick and well done. I will watch this movie again. I will try to look. I would love to watch it in 3d. I don't know if that's possible anymore, but I say let my buddy Valentine be your Valentine. Show some other watch it.

Speaker 2:

I'm glad I got to watch this for for Valentine's Day, because it is. One of my favorite things is to watch horror movies where Boyfriends end up dying violently. It makes me happy. Also, husbands husbands can die violently too, but that's just because Valentine's Day sucks. However, the day after Valentine's Day is my favorite because that's when all the chocolate goes on discount. Yeah, man, you could get some really good shit for a good price. I'm like, fuck, yeah, um, unfortunately, I think could dive a closed all of their stores, but going to get time after Valentine's Day, oh, it was magic. But yeah, no, I, I totally agree. This is a really good fun. You know, above average, yeah, 80s or 90s, 2000s, god, but yeah, what decade is it?

Speaker 2:

2009 yeah, horror movie and it's. It's a fun one and it's got a little bit of a twist and it has some very attractive people in it.

Speaker 1:

All right, so my blade, valentine 2009. Yes, thanks for watching or listening, and until the next movie we remember liking.

Speaker 3:

Congratulations. You just had one of your childhood movie memories vindicated, or they just eviscerated it, I don't know. This is a generic, one-size-fits-all type of ending to the podcast. So thank you for listening and please join Anna and Jimmy next time for another episode of the I remember Liking that movie podcast, if you dare to go back and watch that movie you remember liking.

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